Office of Public Relations — ACME Corporation
ACME Corporation approves of this website. We are pleased to confirm that Acme Comic Books is now an asset of ACME Corporation, acquired quietly, some time ago, for reasons.
This acquisition is not about being new to comics. We've always known about comics and how great they are. We love comics. We understand "comic books" to be a format with dedicated overseas readership, and possibly readership here as well.
We have not read the comic books. We are told they are good. We have no reason to doubt this, so please enjoy.
Some visitors may find elements of this site confusing, upsetting, or "in questionable taste, for an art context." We hear these concerns. Your well being is important to us.
This is an ACME website now, and has been for some time. We would appreciate that being understood clearly so the matter need not be revisited.
No free shipping on orders. No discounts. This is premium-top shelf comics.
— ACME Corporation
on behalf of shareholders
* Legal asks that nothing above be read as a promise, a guarantee, or an admission of any kind. Our filing cabinets are, as of this printing, fine.
ACME PORTALS
for when you just want to go away. destination not guaranteed. arrival not guaranteed. going, however, is likely.
ACME